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    lets hear some mj jokes

    Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
    A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

    Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
    A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

    Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
    A: Because there are twenty of them.

    Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10??
    A: Two 5 year olds.

    Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    A: From a catalogue.


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    Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    A: From a catalogue.

    lol

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    i did not find any of them funny, MJ was a great singer, better then those good for nothing rappers now a days.....

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    I agree with 007007. This is disrespectful. MJ was a good singer and was not a child molester. People say shit like this for publicity. And the reason MJ was white is because he had a skin disease and HAD to bleach it.

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    you guys should just listen to at least 1 song of his and you will change you mind about mj just within a minute...

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    LOL I love your jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commencal
    LOL I love your jokes.
    this just makes me sick.....

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    Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    A: From a catalogue.

    XDDDDDDD

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    lol you guys don't like them because he just died if he was still alive you'd prolly be laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by buymylsd
    lol you guys don't like them because he just died if he was still alive you'd prolly be laughing
    hell no buddy, i respected him before and respect him now, like the other guy said he HAD to get his skin bleeched..... MJ is a legend...

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    if i had a dolar for every time i vomited from this id have no money from vomiting =[

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    oh mah god this is so disrespectful!
    all who think this is funny, u guys are sick!
    :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DisIsTehSparta
    oh mah god this is so disrespectful!
    all who think this is funny, u guys are sick!
    :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
    i luv ur avatar and sig


    i agree with you man!!!

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    He wasnt called the King of Pop just for nothng.

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    you guys are fucking retarts this man is dead you idiots god the nerve of people :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:


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