Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Jide, that's definitely original, haha!

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

Yo mamas so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo mamas so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the sofa.

Yo mamas so dumb she couldn't put M&M's in ABC order acording to letters.

Yo mamas so fat she couldn't tell she was pregant, and gave birth to you while sky-diving.

Yo mamas so big they made her a planet.

Yah. That's all i got o-o

Yo Mama so dumb she got locked inside a 24/7 mini-mart.

yo mama so poor, she cant afford to pay attention.

haha

lawl that is funny

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Yo Mama so dumb she got locked inside a 24/7 mini-mart.

yo mamma so dumb she got locked in a mini mart and starved
yo mamma so FAT that she got locked in a mini mart and starved

2 original ones that i made:
Yo mamma is like a condom. i put her on my dick, get some action, and throw her in the trash.
yo mamma is like subway. people see her, get a footlong, and put it in a mouth for only 5$

Yo' Mama is FAT!

LOLOGFDMHOJMFOHKF HG LMFAFAOFOADFAOF

Yo mamas so ugly she entered the ugly contest and won.
[fat] [fat]
[dumb] [dumb]
[etc] [etc]

yo mama is like a camel she sucks and sucks until she cant no more then swallows

yo mama so fat, that she got baptised in the ocean

Yo mamas so fat, that she broke a branch in the family tree..

laugh~